Funny Quotes to Put Up at Work


	30 Funny Work Quotes Let these funny work quotes add a smile to your day. Sometimes, at work we need a bit of humor or a smile to relieve the stress and demands of the workplace. Doing nothing is very hard to do�you never know when you're finished. Leslie Nielsen Funny Greatness doesn't come from taking a "lean back" approach to career planning. Get out in front of opportunity - and it will come to you. Jocelyn K. Glei, Maximize Your Potential Career If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter. John Gotti Quote of The Day The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. Oscar Wilde Job People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do. Elbert Hubbard Inspirational Quotes Anybody, somebody or nobody is ever going to make your life any more than you are willing to do for yourself. So, stop looking around for anybody to do something for you; instead, get your own body going and get it done now. Byron Pulsifer, That Is Not My Job Life I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one. Clarence Darrow Friend It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you. Dwight D. Eisenhower Teamwork Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. George Carlin Famous Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Edgar Bergen Taking Risks Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. Ray Kroc Luck Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. Elbert Hubbard Success Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. Bill Gates Funny Quotes about Life Delegate your work. Stop spending dollar time on penny jobs. Mary Kay Ash Time An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. Leo Durocher Mistake Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. Robert Orben Wealth I work really hard at trying to see the big picture and not getting stuck in ego. Ellen DeGeneres Vision Ideas are like slippery fish. They seem to have a peculiar knack of getting away from us. Because of this, the creative person always has a pad and a pencil handy. Earl Nightingale Ideas My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I'm still at work. Author Unknown Random If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock. Claude McDonald Success The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen. Sarah Brown Words of Encouragement As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement. Tom Goins Wise I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. Jerome K. Jerome Monday Motivation You don't get paid for the hour. You get paid for the value you bring to the hour. Jim Rohn Inspirational Quotes Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done. Sam Ewing Motivational The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. Oscar Wilde Appreciation You can't have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic. Zig Ziglar Dream It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by then I was too famous. Robert Benchley Famous The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn't stop until you get to school. Milton Berle Funny Graduation Quotes I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. Bill Gates Determination

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